“i just need to get my shit together”
— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

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Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

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"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

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hey elijahhoffmanphoto thanks for the cutesy candid photo of my unmodernman and me… and the depiction of pig parts displayed behind us ;)

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The amount of fucks this guy doesn’t give is inspiring…

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